- By now I’m sure everyone on earth has heard the dramatic news and rumors about Britney Spears, hair clippers, rehab, tattoos, partying, etc. But let’s face it… the stories are nothing without pictures! So here we go… I gathered the best photos I could find of Britney’s outrageous head shaving escapade. Of course, you can find all the
Britney Spears “No Panties” pictures in my November 30th blog entry here.

- Now Britney, I know you read my blog every day. So consider this a personal invitation to skip rehab (oh yeah, you already checked out) and just move in with me and Jill for a few days. The guest bedroom is warm and cozy and waiting for you. I just stocked up on several gallons of expensive shampoo (oh wait, you won’t have any need for that). Anyway… I know we can straighten you out. You probably just need a good dose of Texas hospitality to help clear your mind. And after you’ve been here for a few days I’ll probably turn you into the biggest webcam star of all time! Hmmm… I can see that headline in lights! “Amy Does Britney…LIVE!”
- Ok all jokes aside… I hope you can beat whatever demons you fight. It must be hell to have every move you make publicized and analyzed ad nauseum. I don’t think anyone can understand how claustrophobic you must feel sometimes. Everywhere you look for escape… everything you try just to get some relief… pandemonium. Chaos. Britney,
call me sometime. I’ll give you a discount. LOL…