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WTF?!? - Area 51 Alien Love Doll

February 2nd, 2007

Author: Amy Lockheart

» So I was surfing through my Sex Toy affiliate store, AmysToyshop.com and I literally sprayed Dasani through my nose when I saw this. Uh… An Area 51 Alien Love Doll !?!?! Yeah, not very sexy to shoot water through my nose, but–it’s–an Area 51 Alien Love Doll!!! So after I cleaned the spray off my monitor and keyboard, I went in for a closer look…

» From the product description: It’s the love doll they never wanted you to know about! For years they’ve locked it away, kept it classified and tried to prevent man from enjoying extraterrestrial pleasure. Now, you can experience what humans have fantasized about for decades - incredible sex with an alien! It’s pussy-shaped mouth, 3 supple breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy. Explore every inch of it and you too will believe… the aliens won’t be the only thing cumming!

Yep, for less than $30 you can make love to an Area 51 Space Alien!

» I..I..I’m at a total loss. Three boobs! Pussy-shaped mouth! Ass-shaped ears! Man, I’ve seen and done some kinky shit, but an Alien Love Doll? Wow! Well, I gotta see this thing in real life… I’m up for anything once I guess. So if anyone wants to buy this thing for me (you can order it for me through my AmysToyShop Wishlist), I’ll post some (sexy ?) pictures of me with it, bring it on cam with me, and see just how freaky these Aliens can get! Where’s my strap-on? Somebody help me… LOL…

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9 Comments

Posted by: George W. Bush - (February 2nd, 2007 )

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHA HA HAHAHAHA HA HAHAHAHA HA. I’ll take 3.
Posted by: Michael - (February 2nd, 2007 )

Amy, this time you’ve totally outdone yourself. I laughed, I cried, I peed my pants.
Posted by: GGG - (February 2nd, 2007 )

we got one of these in the dorm well it was a little different but close. weirder than shit
Posted by: Richard - (February 2nd, 2007 )

Amy, you’re too pretty and adorable to be seen playing with such a ridiculous and annoying “toy”. You’re a lady and should be treated as such. Not to be reduced to a sideshow carnival act.
Posted by: George W. Bush - (February 2nd, 2007 )

Hey amy are you really gonna get one? Did someone buy it for you? I wantto see you play with it. let me know if you get it.
Posted by: Amy Lockheart - (February 2nd, 2007 )

GWB - I’ll order 1 myself if you order 3 for yourself. LOL…
Michael - Yeah, I know, right? Crazy.
GGG - Ah, yes. College. Those were the days. But thinking back to the college I went to, the doll actually is sexier than a few of those girls. YIKES!
Richard - Thank you for the kind words. Nice to know some people still admire ladies as ladies. I like being on your pedastal.
Posted by: your favorite fan - (February 3rd, 2007 )

craazy shit…but the thought of you playing with it is stimulating. all it is missing is a pair of your sexy little panties
Posted by: Amy Lockheart - (February 5th, 2007 )

Hey Favorite Fan! Yes, it is crazy! LOL… And yeah, if I ever get one, I’ll fit her (or wouldn’t it be more of an IT) with some saucy panties! Ha…
Posted by: dude love - (December 3rd, 2007 )

Nah…get yourself a Kochi Anime love-doll or a Kimmi Sakura love doll….Much better looking.