»   You know February is one of my favorite months! I love that everything is adorned in pink and red and hearts and kisses! MUAH!

»   So for this month I’m going to rename (figuartively anyway) my “Your Perverted Sweetheart” DVD to “Your Perverted Valentine” It’s still the same DVD, but if you order one this month, you can brag to all your friends that Amy Lockheart is your Valentine. LOL… Just kidding. Well, I mean… you can say that if you want to, but I’m not so stuck on myself to think you’d actually want to. Ha ha ha… Whatever!
»   Um… And I think for Valentine’s Day EVERYONE needs to splurge on themselves! Why not smother your senses in a pair of my delicious dirty panties!?!?!? Or perhaps pamper yourself with something from my Sex Toy Shop! Ooo La La… How about doing both? Grab a pair of my used panties and stock up on the slickest masturbation lube ever invented, a rainbow assortment of cock rings to help you maintain an all-night erection, a $5 / 5 hour Porn DVD, or an *incredible* Cyberskin vibrating pocket pussy from Hustler!?!?!?
»   For anyone who wants to pamper ME for Valentine’s Day… Consider sending me something from my AmysToyShop Wishlist (I really want those massage gloves!), using my Pamper ME Buttons to spoil me, or help me out by paying some of my bills this month! I would love, love, love that!!!
»   Finally, I want you all to know that to help make your Valentine’s Day extra special, I’ll be adding some extra special “sweetness” to all my panty orders this month! I’m not going to spoil the surprise, but it’s just my way of letting you know how much I appreciate you!

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